Let's Kick The Long Torp Again

Take on 'Let's do the Timewarp' with a nod to Aussie Rules' torpedo kicks

It's astounding

I think it's world beating

My goodness, what a sausage roll

Look closely

He's having a blinder

From sixty he's just kicked a goal

I remember you kicking that long torp

Drinking those moments when

The drop would hit sweetly

And the crowd would be calling

Let's kick a long torp

Again

Let's kick a long torp

Again

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With the ball on an angle

Do a Malcolm Blight

I swear the leather will burst

It'll drive you

Insane

Let's kick a long torp again

Let's kick a long torp again

Like a tonk from Tuohy

Or a barrel from Fletcher

So high you can't see it

No, not at all

In another dimension

Greene, Pickett and Duncan

Gone the long bomb,

I've seen it all

With a bit of a pill flip

Sink your boot into it

And nothing

Will ever be the same

You're a roosting sensation

Up the guts with a huge ping!

Let's kick a long torp

Again

Let's kick a long torp

Again

Well I was waltzing through the middle

Just showing my grit

When a snake of a guy

Hip and shouldered me a bit

He shook-a me up,

He took me by surprise

He was first choice ruck

Devil in his eyes

He stared at me

So I sold the dummy

Then I let one fly

Into next Sunday

Let's kick a long torp

Again

Let's kick a long torp

Again

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With the ball on an angle

Do a Malcolm Blight

I swear the leather will burst

It'll drive you

Insane

Let's kick a long torp

Again

Let's kick a long torp

Again

Footage credit- Courtney Act, Channel 7, Channel 9 Footy Show